I'm Kristen. Resident of San Diego. "I spend too many nights watching How I Met Your Mother Alone". I like Coffee, Concerts, & Girls. Be Brave, Be Curious, Be Legendary.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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this is my son with the dog i just got him
aka me with all puppies ever
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night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
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I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
send me a fruit
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
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me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
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